El rap de Pokémon Go es lo más bestia que escucharás hoy

Pokémon Go Rap es lo más absurdamente pegadizo que ha salido a raíz del inmenso éxito de masas hecho por Niantic. Y como nos gusta hacernos eco de todas las locuras que realizan los usuarios sobre Pokémon Go os traemos esta maravilla que nos ha traído esa máquina de crear infinitas obras de arte llamada Youtube:

Y además, para que podáis disfrutarla en su plenitud, os dejamos la letra del Pokémon Go Rap proporcionada por los propios autores en la descripción :

Mc Lars:

Pokemon Go can’t stop when I see ‘em
got kicked out the Holocaust museum
searching for that Squirtle and that Pikachu
But now I haven’t had a bath in a week or two
Last week on the subway, epic fail
Saw one the tracks, down by the third rail
Hogging all my data through AT&T
phone bill last week laws at least 7 Gs
Found a dead body in the stream by my house
Another homie looking for a Pokemon who drowned
Escape to the past I’m a 90s kid
IPhone to my face like a giant squid
Grandma’s funeral, staring at the the screen
Caught one in the casket, heard my Mom scream
Gotta catch em all won’t stop till I’m done
I play it when I drive cause it’s so much fun

Estribillo:
Pokémon, Pokémon Go!
Pokémon, Pokémon Go!
Pokémon, Pokémon Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!

Spose:

I got fired from my job I was busy hunting Pokémon
Walked into a tree? Now I got a broken arm
I was on my way to march against what the police’ll do
But then I got distracted, I was looking for a Pikachu
Got a call from my sister that my Mom died
Told her I’d have to call her back ‘cause I’m trying to get up to level 5
I’ll be walking heat or snow or lightning in the forecast
I’ll be swimming through a flood if I can get a Snorlax
Pokémon alerts, got my jumping out of bed now
Man I lost my dog but, I also lost ten pounds
Pokémon, Pokémon Go!
Will I catch ‘em all man, I just don’t know
But I missed my wedding I was out here getting
Rare Pokémon behind the convenience store
A Poke stop was a restaurant
And it’s on fire and there’s smoke involved,
But I stayed inside and I died
Because I need to get more Poké Balls!
Pokemonning while driving
It’s okay I got insurance, I just ran into a tourist
Got a Pokémon but he was dying
I don’t eat, don’t sleep when my phone goes beep
Saw an old lady getting mugged I was about to help
but these Pokémon across the street ain’t going to catch themselves!

Estribillo:
Pokémon, Pokémon Go!
Pokémon, Pokémon Go!
Pokémon, Pokémon Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!

Lars:

Global warming destroy the planet
(Who cares bro, Pokemon Go!)
Spose: Little kids homeless, starving and famished
(Who cares bro, Pokemon Go!)
Lars: Donald Trump might actually be the president
(Who cares bro, Pokemon Go!)
Spose: They kill black dudes there’s video evidence
(Who cares bro, Pokemon Go!)
Lars: The government is reading all of your texts and emails
(Who cares bro, Pokemon Go!)
Spose: In Afghanistan there’s no school for females
(Who cares bro, Pokemon Go!)
Lars: You can buy an AR15 on the internet
(Who cares bro, Pokemon Go!)
Spose: They tricked everyone under 40 into debt
(Who cares bro, Pokemon Go!)

Spose: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Can we stop making this song now? I’m trying to catch some f—ing Pokémon!

No podemos asegurar que el Pokémon Go Rap sea lo mejor que se ha hecho dedicado a Pokémon Go, pero sí puede ser perfectamente lo más culpable.